BUG me not!!!

 I’m back from my wonderful month in Slovenia. Why a month? Because, the Icelandic volcano was kind enough to give me one extra week with my family, or to be more precise, with my munchkin (future heartbreaker) Luka. It feels a bit strange to be back. Maybe it’s got to do with the heat (33C), which is melting my brain, or maybe knowing that I won’t see Luka is messing with my head. Who knows. All I know is, it’s not like the first time around. But, like they say, this too shall pass :D

Rather than being sulky, let me tell you what I’ve been up to. I’ve found a new calling, and you’ll never guess what it is. Seeing as I’m not too fond of teaching, an unexpected opportunity presented itself, and I had to accept it. As of a few nights ago, I am a professional ROACH EXTERMINATER! This is my new calling. To find and kill (spray dead) all the cockroaches I come across. I found this new calling of mine a few nights ago when I went to the bathroom to brush my teeth. I opened my cabinet door to take the tooth brush and suddenly I saw something moving inside the toilet paper roll. And there it was, a cockroach. His tiny legs and antennas touching everything. Subconsciously, I let out a scream (I know that was totally girly of me, but it was my first cockroach). He was looking at me, and I’m sure he was thinking “you can’t kill me, nothing can kill me!” Well, I ran to the kitchen, took a cockroach-killing spray can, ran back to the bathroom, and sprayed the little sucker till he stopped running (and moving). However, a few minutes later I noticed his legs begin to twitch. So, I did the only reasonable thing I could do... I flushed it. It was then that I found my calling. As long as I’m here in Spain, I will kill every cockroach that crosses my path.

P.S.: Our apartment is very clean, so don’t go thinking that’s got anything to do with them.

P.S.S.: Even if it doesn't seem that way to you, he was HUGE!